Keith Richards to play Larry King in biopic...

Funny story written by Kick-Butt Moron

Thursday, 5 July 2007

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Larry king live?

Universe studios: After starring in the third pirates movie in a cameo role, Keith Richards, the Rolling bones rockstar, is all set to show his acting prowess in a brand new movie to be directed by Al Gore.

The movie, as Al gore tells us, is based on the life of Larry King, the oldest King living after the last king of Scotland. We asked gory Gore what the connection is between Larry King and his usual theme of Global Snoring. He tells us, "Well, you'll all know how much I love the planet, and I wanted to send a message to all the people in the world that you don't have to live a long life to have a happy life. Not only is it good for you to live shorter, it's good for the planet as shit less, flush less, and in the case of Larry king, you talk see, it's good for everyone. It's just an inconvenient truth.

"It was hard for me to find a child actor to play scary Larry's role, but I think Keith Richards is a Godsend. He'll be playing Larry in his youth, while Larry, if not dead by the end of the shoot, will also star in the movie, as himself in his prime."

Keith Richards too seemed excited about the movie, "All those years of smoking pot and injecting botox finally paid off. I always wanted to be a child actor, and now all my wishes have come true..."

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