Bong Hits 4 Al Gore's Son, Arrested for Cannabis Possession

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 4 July 2007

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Al Gore 3 looks an awful lot like Pop Gore, seen here in his (much) younger days

California - (Ass Mess): Al Gore The Third has been busted by the LAPD on suspicion of cannabis and prescription drug possession.

The 24 year old son of the former US Vice President was driving a Toyota Prius on the San Diego Freeway at 2am "and drew attention to himself by speeding at over 100 mph".

When the cops pulled him over a "strong smell of marijuana" made officer suspicious enough to force a search of the vehicle.

The charge sheet says about an ounce of high-grade Colombian Gold weed was found in the car along with quantities of Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, Soma and Adderall, an attention deficit disorder drug favored on the LA party circuit by notables such as Paris Hilton.

Gore is in custody in Santa Ana awaiting Pop to stomp up the $20,000 bail that will see him out of jail.

But with a lot of previous against him the odds are looking to stack up against him in any forthcoming possession and DUI case.:

In August 2000 Gore III was busted for reckless driving and speeding for driving 97 MPH in a 55mph speed zone.

September 2002 saw him ticketed for DUI by military police just outside Fort Myer, Virginia.

Then in December 2003 Gore was arrested and charged with marijuana possession in Bethesda, Maryland and subsequently sentenced to a substance abuse program.

Previously in 1995 when 13 years old the little Goreletwas suspended from St. Albans private school in Washington, DC for smoking marijuana during a school dance.

At 17 he was in a near fatal car crash that resulted in 60% of his spleen being removed.

Reports from Santa Ana say that when arrested the young Gorelet said he'd always been pissed off at being given such a boring, unoriginal name which was the bane of his life.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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