Kilroy Is Here Again

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Tuesday, 3 July 2007

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Mr Silk yesterday

Perma-tanned wide boy and ex UKIP leadership contender, Robert Kilroy Silk, is set to make a comeback to our TV screens in a new six part series.

"Let's have the tears my love" is an attempt to get people who are in an emotional state onto TV and then get them to break down as they recount their sad tale.

Silk told us:

"Seventy year old Norman Stew went to his local shops to get a quarter of gob-stoppers. When out he was flashed by a police camera van and he wasn't even driving! Tonight we ask - Have the cops gone mental? Jane, tell us about your lovely old dad he was lovely wasn't he?"

This show signals a return to form by the former MP-presenter Silk, who has tried everything to get back into the limelight since his morning show went tits-up a few years ago.

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