New Study Proves Global Warming Causes Vaginal Dryness

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Tuesday, 15 May 2007

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Ponds Laboratory Pine Island Florida - A Study conducted by the Womans Crevice Research Institute has concluded that Global Warming is the cause of the high rate of Vaginal Dryness suffered by the woman of the world.

Dr Dudley Seemore says there is no other explanation for the vaginal dryness epidemic. Twenty years ago you almost never came upon a case of Vaginal dryness, but now in these modern times vaginal dryness seems to rear it's ugly head daily.

The theory is that as the earth's temperature heats up the heat gets under the skirts and undergarments of women. this heat is a factor in the drying process and makes it difficult for the female glands to produce moisture to promote a healthy vagina.

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