Paris Hilton is Home Free... Again!

Written by THE MUSIC MAN

Thursday, 21 June 2007

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The Only Of Paris In Prison, She's Waiting For Her Ride Home

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Pop icon and celebrity Paris Whitney Hilton 20, was released from prison yesterday on the grounds that she had an unmentioned medical complication that prohibited her from serving the remainder of her sentence, of forty-five days. Hilton Family representative Brown N. O'Ser said that he was not allowed to speak on the matter, until he meet with Paris and her family. He did say however, that Paris' early release was due in part; to a head injury, she received during her fifteen-minute stay in prison.

"During her terrible stay at the place she (Paris) calls, 'her alccatraz' she was brutally and intentionally harassed both physically and mentally. This mistreatment was carried out by three of the other prisoners. It occurred in the presents of many officers who made no attempt to stop the horrendous abuse. Therefore we will see those officers and prisoners earlier stated in court." During an interview, Barbara Walters Brown N. O'Ser said that Paris received medical attention after another inmate forced her to swallow an unidentified object.

"She says her brain just doesn't work like it used to." Said Brown N. O'ser.

To us here at this statement was troubling; because it implies that Miss Hilton's brain did infact work, as it should have, at one time. However, of course, of this there is absolutely no evidence

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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