Paris Hilton anorexia fears

Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 20 June 2007

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Lynwood Jail - (Ass Mess): Untreated bulimic Paris Hilton is said to be under 24/7 observation once again at Lynwood Jail after raising anorexia fears.

The 26 year old socialite has lost 10lbs since her incarceration and despite fooling medics in the Twin Towers medical facility that she was now 'cured' of whatever phobia may have ailed her she has steadfastly refused to touch prison food.

Some reports say Hilton told jail staff the food was 'contaminated' and might contain mind-altering toxins to change her personality.

But prison medics have said that a substance has yet to be invented that could change Paris from the inside out:

"Whoever patents a medication that turns Hilton into a regular human being will be a multi-billionaire millions of times over."

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