Written by SpaceElevator

Saturday, 9 June 2007

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MUMBAI - South Park creative geniuses Trey Parker and Matt Stone traveled to India recently to get colonics as they do each year at this time.

"We like to stay fresh and unfettered," said the pair as they lay side-by-side. "We make biannual visits near the summer and winter solstice. Fortunately Richard Gere cleared the way for us this time around," they laughed.

Parker revealed: "Actually, the character Mr. Hankey was a result of Matt's colon cleansing when he accidentally sharted."

"Trey likes how it makes his hemorrhoids feel." Said Matt, "He is even thinking about getting a colonic tattoo, but... he hasn't decided on a design that he really likes yet."

But apparently, Trey is too afraid he would end up flushing his money down the toilet.

The scatological duo are expected to return to work later this month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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