South Park writes Hellfire Club matriarch's grand finale

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Thursday, 29 March 2007

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South Park finale for Hitler's daughter

Hollywood - (Press Mess): Millions of Americans saw the seminal South Park episode last night predicting the suicide of Hellfire Club grande dame the Duchess of Edinburgh as the cash-for-peerages scam is busted and her mobster family bankrupted into oblivion.

Under the guise of the UK's Official Secrets Act Britons will not be allowed to see the episode because it might pervert the cause of justice in the police investigation probing Queen Elizabeth as the 9/11 mastermind who recruited mercenary hitman George W Bush.

Last night's episode outraged the Buck House Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon who in 2002 ordered the British press to stop lampooning Hitler's daughter in case it interferred with Hellfire masterplans to keep Tony Blair in office by shredding his criminal records.

"There is nothing remotely comical about QEII," he told the diplomatic press corpse, ahead of the wankfest that spent £50 million of UK taxpayers' money promoting the fiction of her Golden Jubilee.

A Metropolitan Police source confirmed today that 200 of Luce-Cannon's closest relatives have been made Life Peers by the Poodle Administration since 1997. And that their combined loans to the Labour Party war chests are in the region of £150 million.

Lord Levy is under sedation.

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