KISS Releases New Album

Written by Sal Manella

Monday, 4 June 2007

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Larry King, the newest member of KISS

As you know, we were the first to break the news about talk show legend Larry King joining the rock band KISS as keyboardist and vocalist. Now we are pleased to bring you news that the band has finished recording its newest album, entitled, Not Too Old To Rock and Roll.

The album is reminiscent of vintage KISS, circa 1975, but with King on keyboards. The first single from the album will be an updated version of "Rock and Roll All Nite" featuring Larry King on vocals.

A world tour is reportedly being planned for later this year, kicking off in Miami, Florida, a region heavily populated with senior citizens and KISS fans.

Sal Manella

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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