Ann Coulter is an Anorexic Idiot

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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Self-styled anorexic idiot Ann Coulter

Ultra right wing author and political activist Ann Coulter has decided to add her two cents to the ongoing controversy surrounding comedian Al Franken and his book Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Idiot.

In a recent appearance on C-Span, Coulter said that Franken should have written a book about her before he penned Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat Idiot. "Everyone knows that I am not big and fat. But, there is no denying the fact that I am an idiot. In fact, I put the id in idiot. You know how obnoxious and self aggrandizing I can be. My id is completely in charge and it often leads me to do idiotic things. I don't care what is right or wrong or what people think about me, as long as I get my attention."

When asked what adjective could be employed in conjunction with idiot, Coulter said well, since I'm not fat, let's see, what could you call me, oh I guess you could say that I'm an anorexic idiot."

Sal Manella

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