Rosie O'Donnell - "I'm a Big, Fat Idiot"

Funny story written by Sal Manella

Wednesday, 30 May 2007

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Rosie says she's bigger, fatter, more idiotic than Limbaugh and Sharpton combined

After hearing that the Reverend Al Sharpton was speaking out about not being the subject of a book by comedian Al Franken, Rosie O'Donnell has gotten into the mix.

"Al Franken should have written a book about me before he wrote the book about Rush Limbaugh. I'm bigger, fatter, and more of an idiot than Limbaugh and Sharpton put together! Have they ever said anything as idiotic as 'this is the first time in history that fire has melted steel'?"

Billionaire and O'Donnell nemesis Donald Trump said that for once he found himself in agreement with Rosie. "I've been saying that Rosie is a big, fat idiot for years and I guess it finally sunk in. She still hasn't admitted that she's a loser, though, but there's always hope. I never expected her to admit to being a big, fat idiot.

Sal Manella

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