Mick Jagger is reported to be "dumbfounded" that the size of his penis should be a talking point by his former US girlfriend Janice Dickinson.
She told TV presenter Jonathan Ross on his show that he had a penis the size of a fizzled walnut. Jagger once tried to enlarge his tiny winkle by allowing bees to sting the offending object in the hope that the swelling would do the deed. Unfortunately the bees stung Mick on the face causing the lip affect we have all grown to love and adore.
The song "I can't get no satisfaction" is believed to be a thinly veiled reference to his tiny manhood.
"Mind you" continued Janice Dickinson "Micks huge lips did mean he could reach the parts other lips only dream about, he could poke his lips deep down into a tea cup and tell me my fortune by reading the tealeaves by feel alone".
A "Mick Jagger" has become part of the English language for a man who suffers "brewers droop". The inability to maintain an erection is also known as a "Bill Wyman" Nobody is quite sure why
