Written by Robert W. Armijo

Friday, 4 May 2007

image for Bush to 'America Idol' Viewers: Thanks! Now can you help me find a canadidate for my new War Czar cabinet position?
Bush on Idol Tuesday: Thanks, but if you see my War Czar, please call the White House

Washington, DC - Impressed with the efforts of American Idol's fund raising power, over 70 million dollars, on last weeks 'Idol Gives Back' special benefiting charities for improvised children, Bush and the First Lady, in a taped appearance, personally thanked the viewers for their generosity which aired on Tuesday.

"Now, I have another challenge for you," said the President. "I want you to find me a candidate for my new War Czar cabinet position."

Offering it to six retired generals beforehand, all declined, the longer the vacant new cabinet position, the more desperate the White House appears to be distancing itself from the unpopular war and willing to pawning it off on anyone who will accept it before the 2008 Presidential election.

Perhaps because the one who accepts the job will be considered as committing political suicide, considering it merely a figure head position, Members of the White House press pool have nicked named the search for a candidate, 'operation: fall guy.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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