Anna Nicole Smith's will 'leaves her $$$s to Scientology'

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Tuesday, 15 May 2007

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Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): An alternative will apparently drawn up on Anna Nicole Smith's instructions just days before her sudden demise leaves her entire estate 'real and contested' to the Church of Scientology according to documents filed before a LA probate court today.

This may be challenged by the late stripper's former partner/lawyer Howard K Stern who says the only enforceable document is the one he himself has filed in LA today that leaves everything to Smith's dead son Daniel and, by definition to her daughter Dannielynn.

And in a predictable twist the former Playboy centerfold's mother Virgie Arthur has flown in to LA today ahead of reports she is to contest both wills with a third legally binding documnent showing her estranged daughter "tithed everything she owned to her own mother" after admiting she owed her 'millions and millions' in exchange for parenting her young son Daniel who lived with Arthur for a number of years.

Lawyers for Larry Birkhead are mounting an action saying the disupted $710,000 assets identified as Smith's belong to his little daughter Dannielynn.

A deposition filed by Virgie Arthur seeks to block that on the grounds that the little girl might one day "fritter that money away on some body-enhancing surgery just like her poor silly late mother" instead of using it for "godly pursuits like looking after old, ailing and poor blood relatives".

Anna Nicole died In Florida on February 8 from an accidental overdose.

A spokesman for her official fan club website said today that anybody who thought last month's legal shenanigans over her daughter's custody were finished would now be treated to a comedie noire psychodrama of unprecedented proportions as Virgie Arthur leeches her daughter's remaining assets.

Hoiward K Stern is 39.

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