In a surprise move that observers say is unlikely to gain him any support, disgraced Los Angeles Clipper owner Donald Sterling announced today that he is traveling to Nevada to join the militia with embattled rancher Cliven Bundy.
Sterling, who m...
YAZOO CITY, Mississippi - A representative for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has informed the American news media that the North Korean president wants to buy an authentic Civil War plantation.
Kang Won Goo talked with the owner of the famed Cot...
whenever I hear the song 'I'm 'Enery The Eighth I Am', I think, "that wouldn't work if they said 'Henry' like we do in real life."
The cockney accent makes it worse; they are implying that all cockneys say "Enery" instead of Henry.
Now if they used "Emery", as in Dick Emery, that might just work, plus there would be quite a demographic to aim for when it comes to re-marketing th...
Here cums Peter's cotton tail and a certain Senator's toe goes a tap tap tapping!...
In a bizarre speech delivered from a Manhattan street corner to passing strangers this week, the Rev. Cotton Fullafit said the following:...
Paris Hilton is still protesting her 45 day prison sentence. This time, it is for a different reason. "Have you seen what I have to wear? I've got an orange jumpsuit! I've got another one that is identical for the next day, when I ha...
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The House of Representatives Passes First Bill: Build a Wall...
Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort Plan to Form Gang in Prison
Donald Trump, Jr. Rumored to be Subpoenaed Soon
Trump adopts Bush's dog!
George H. W. Bush Reaching His Final Destination
Camelot's Crumbling: Attorney Pleads Guilty. Lied to Protect Trump.
NASA's InSigbht Spacecraft Successfully Lands On Mars
New toilet accessory selling like hotcakes
White House And Exorcism
Hillary Promises to Send Her Private E-Mail Server to Ivanka to Use
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