Thousands of hired rent-a-crowd greet Queen Elizabeth

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Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Richmond, Virginia - (Rioters): Thousands of specially hired rent-a-crowd supporters are amassing in the streets of Richmond to greet the Bush Administration's puppet monarch from over the waters as she and her Hellfire Club husband commemorate the 400th anniversary of the Jamestown Massacre in a otherwise totally pointless US state visit.

The trip is the brainchild of White House fantasist Karl Rove whose emails have just been subpoenaed by a Senate Committe investigation of Justice Department corruption spearheaded by US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.

Rove had hoped that the royal visit would be a reasonable enough distraction from Capitol Hill shenanigans that threaten to bring down the Bush Administration.

But a Democrats' action plan has crafted a timetable to ensure that no amount of George Bush's public etoilation of the Hellfire monarch will distract from the very dire business of his impeachment on war crimes and eventual treason charges.

"We've waited a long long time for this," said one DC source.

"Now we've got him over a barrel of crude so to speak, and it's gonna be one helluva week for the Bush mobster cartels."

Camilla is 69.

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