A man was asked to leave Spodbury Leisure Centre today after reducing the water level by six inches in five minutes with his ridiculous beard and four-inch long back hair. As he left the poolside, builder ZeeZee Topp, 27, said, "This is discrimina…
Former Vice President of the United States Dick Cheney admitted yesterday that he used to shave his chest and his man boobs. The Wyoming Republican made the revelation at a business luncheon sponsored by the Gillette Razor Company. "I used a razo...
Dubai, sunset. - Much fanfare here in Dubai at the Filthy Rich To The Extent That It Borders On Obscenity Hotel, Dubai, at sunset. UK shaving technology giants Jimmy Wilkinson's unveiled their much heralded 58 blade miracle item of high tech shavi...
Andy Murray, the beaten finalist in last night's US Open Tennis championships at Flushing Meadows, has said he knows he has to improve elements of his game if he is to win a major tournament, and has vowed to have a shave. Murray lost in straight...
Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.
The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.
Paris Hilton has reportedly been denied razors (electric and blade) in her prison. She has also been denied access to hot wax and Brazilian Bikini Wax specialists. As her stay will be under 60 days (with good behaviour), she will also not in the ne...
CCN - Hollywood - Today, in an interview, Britney Spears explained the real reason she shaved her head. Said Britney, "My idol is Sinéad O'Connor, and I hate the Pope too."...
Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...
Justin Timberlake, entertainer, singer, and former boyfriend of Britney Spears, admitted today that Britney shaved her head to be closer to him. "It's an obsession with her," he said. "I shave my head, so she has to shave her head. I pull off Jane...
Britney Spears, supporting a new chrome dome, revealed today the simple and embarrasing reason for her new look: head lice. "I musta caught them fellers off of a pillow from some guy when I was out partying with Paris," said the slightly red-faced...
A drunken prank went too far when cat owner Agnes Welch, sick of her boyfriends pestering decided to shave her pussy, right their and then in front of all his friends.
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