I got your Back Son!

Funny story written by rossc007

Tuesday, 20 January 2004

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Michael Jackson will sleep a little easier tonight safe in the knowledge that he has the backing of one of America's greatest courtroom hero's, OJ Simpson.

Simpson, a keen supporter of the famous and obviously guilty, has gone public with his beliefs and says "I firmly believe that Michael may not be guilty. And if there's one thing that America's justice sytem has taught us, its that if you believe in your innocence, no matter how guilty you are, there's a pretty good chance you'll slip through the cracks, no pun intended."

Indeed its thought that Jacksons lawyers are prepairing a defense case closely based on that of OJ's, "if the kid don't fit you must acquit."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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