Jackson Playing at the Superbowl?

Funny story written by Hails

Sunday, 30 November 2003

Emily Holden told reporters on Wednesday that she saw Michael Jackson playing number 3 on the visitors side.

Miss. Holden said, "I saw him, clear as day, I did... he was number 3, yeah, yeah that's right... 3..."

Though officials assure a curious public that he was definately no where near the pitch while they were in play.
"He was simply a spectator", Mr. Atkinson was heard saying when he found out about the business, "I think I would know."

After being asked whether this was simply a plea for attention, Emily Holden became very agitated and walked away.

If you also witnessed Crazy Jacko playing, then throw me a line.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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