Michael Jackson yesterday announced plans for his own reality TV show . The new series which already has an archive of footage shot over the past 14 years will screen on Cables XXX Uncensored channel next summer. The first series will feature guest appearances by Liz Taylor and McCauley Caulkin reenacting scenes from 60's classic The Graduate as well as previously unreleased material featuring Bubbles, Jackson's pet chimpanzee. Cable Channel officials say that the rare uncensored footage will lay to rest once and for all the myth that Jacksons unhealthy fixations are only with small children.
Written by Mango Murgatroyd
Thursday, 8 January 2004
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