BBC drama The Lavatory List damages for Harold Wilson's very own Ruth Turner Lady Falkender

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Wednesday, 4 April 2007

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Princess Diana's birth mother Marcia Williams today

London - (Ass Mess): The Lavatory List, a BBC dramatised portrayal of KGB double agent Marcia Willias during her infiltration of British government as UK Prime Monster Harold Wilson's personal secretary, has won the hoary old Hellfire Club slapper undisclosed libel damages in the UK High Court today.

Williams was to Wilson what Ruth Turner is to Blair today.

Except that although Turner has been arrested and cautioned about the sale of peerages for Blair's IRA bankrollers, she has yet to be hauled off the HMP Belmarsh along with her boss and with Lord Levy and Christpher Bung-Evans.

Outside the London High Court today, Marcia Williams was feigning immense anguish and righteous indignation as her lawyer announced the undisclosed damages win.

Williams was ennobled to the House of Lords as Baronness Falkender after her boss was booted out of Number 10.

She sued the BBC's docudrama The Lavatory List on the grounds that PM Wilson alone constructed the list of IRA beneficiaries in his 1976 resignation honours list.

Wilson had to resign after CIA chief George Herbert Bush was caught by British spooks attempting to orchestrate a UK military coup d'etat.

That would have made his birth mother - the actress ensconced in the role officially impersonating Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother following the real Elizabeth's tragic death in the 1940 Buckingham Palace Bombing - Queen and Empress of the UK.

And finally wiped all records of his birth father Pope Pius XII bankrolling the Nazis.

Bush Senior's coup d'etat included a murder attempt of a top member of the British royal family who had testified to NATO military intelligence about his role in assassinating JFK.

London cops had caught Bush stealing the contents of royal vaults in the Bank of England as well as the Crown Jewels in the Tower of London.

His accomplice was Williams. She too was also arrested by UK spooks after a bugging operation on the daughter she had born in 1964 by Bush Senior.

This child had been implanted into Earl Spencer's family in 1965 as 'Lady Diana' following the real Diana's murder several years earlier.

Her subsequent elevation to Princess of Wales was a work of art pioneered by Margaret Thatcher who too, had a love child by George Bush Senior.

This was a retard hitman who controlled UK organised crime and bombed London from 1964 to 1994 under the brand names of the IRA, the Provisional IRA, the Real IRA, the Continuity IRA etc etc.

Thankfully, all that is now in the past due to the shredding of official records that Blair, John Major and Thatcher before him agreed was best for Democracy and western civilization.

Williams is reported to be cock a hoop and planning a massive shopping spree on her BBC ££££s.

How long will she continue to get away with it?

"I'll give her til Good Friday!" said a police source.

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