New Rapublican Duo:"It's Hard Out There Fo' A RePimplican!"

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 4 April 2007

New Rapublican duo, Rudy and McCain, opened their recent fundraising tour with a new hyped up version of "It's hard out there fo'a RePimplican!" Critics caught the somewhat obscure reference to the extreme success of Sonny and Cher look-alike retro-folk duet, Hills and the Faggot. Beano Gaseous, Rolling stone Presidential candidate music critic deciphered the rivalry: "Since them dems have been bringing in dough faster than PrezBill could get blown, Prezhopeful rapublicans have been singing the rapublican blues!"

The Rapublican music phenomena had a brief meteoric rise as right-wing rich whites sought to capture the inner city black and suburban wanna-be white vote. M&M chocolatier billionaire M&M was first to try and charm normally democrat poor folk with his breakout hit, Melt In My Mouf! before his alliance with former country star Mccain, Rudy rode high on the urban charts with his rapublican anthem, "9-11 is my stroke!"

Hills and The Faggot spokesperson responded to the sneak attack immediately: "Hills refuses to lower herself to the rapublican mudslinging. She told me this morning: 'I kneel for no man, not even the American President!" Johnny E who goes by the title The Faggot took a very different tack: "Bend over? Sure, this way you can see the finish line where you will suffer defeat!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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