Khalid Sheikh Mohammed names Heather Mills accomplice

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Thursday, 15 March 2007

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed at Guantanamo today

Guantanamo Bay - (Ass Press): Pakistani terror mercenary Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has named Heather Mills as his accomplice in the planning of strategic terror hits on the UK.

Mohammed has handed over tapes showing Mills was given an action masterplan by Karl Rove during the 2000 White House presidential campaign turbulent period when the Bush family thought it was about to be outed by NATO as running the biggest global arms and drugs racket since the blockade of Cuba.

In return for her co-operation UK Prime Monster Tony Blair promised not to spill the beans about Mills and Bush Jr having a son who closely resembles Princess Diana's boy William - the tot who failed to survive a police gun 'accident' in Kensington Palace in 1984 and was immediately replaced with his Bush-spawned lookalike.

Mohammed says investment bankers Goldman Sax paid him to recruit 9/11 hijackers from Taleban families that were deep in debt to the Bushes over unpaid opium smuggling bills that could no longer be settled via customary donations of pre-pubescent children as marriage partners.

He has requested that royal divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton, who currently represents Paul McCartney in his divorce from Mills, acts for him in his military tribunal at Guantanamo.

Heather Mills, 41, is raving bonkers.

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