Actually, Windmills Are Beautiful And Provide Free Energy

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 16 August 2025

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Taking trains in England, windmills may be seen turning slowly in the distance, on a field or hillside. They resemble a giant white dandelion puff about to fly away and disappear after making a wish. Like windmills, dandelions also carry an important message of resilience.  

Sometimes, if turning slowly, a windmill could be a ballet dancer, moving with arms extended and performing very slow cartwheels.

Besides sparking the imagination, windmills provide immaculate energy for millions, helping to mitigate climate change, and thereby taming the beast of global warming. They also give us healthy air to breathe. Furthermore, windmill energy is absolutely free.  

Donald Trump hates windmills. There’s a farm of windmills off the coast of Northern Scotland, which he insists interferes with his golf course north of Aberdeen. He’d like to see that windmill farm removed. 

The Scots ain’t going to comply. 

Donald Trump says that the windmills are killing the whales. That whales are dying all over the world because of the windmills. Then adds that windmills are also killing thousands of birds. The bottom of windmills are loaded with dead birds. He adds that lots of people are complaining about those dead birds. Lastly, windmills ruin the beautiful view of a green field or hillside.

Judging from his taste (turning the pristine Oval Office to resemble a Las Vegas joint), one has to question his definition of a beautiful view.

Perhaps if he improved his golf game, he wouldn’t have to cheat or blame the windmills for his failing golf score. 
    

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