How Much Does Donald Trump Weight? Top And Bottom?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 16 April 2025

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After Donald Trump's much-publicized yearly physical examination, many questioned his weight of 224 pounds. Photographs of other men weighing 224 pounds appeared to be half the size of Donald Trump's girth. 

How could this be? The only way Trump could be the exact weight of 224 pounds is if only the bottom half (from the waist down) of Trump had been weighed. The top half? Anyone's guess. 

However, a good way to reveal Donald Trump's weight is to use Air Force One. 

Google says planes are always weighed to ensure they are within their weight and balance limits, which is crucial for flight safety. Airlines, including Air Force One, calculate the total weight, including the aircraft's empty weight, passengers, baggage, fuel, and cargo. This calculation determines the aircraft's center of gravity, ensuring proper weight distribution. 

Okay, weigh Air Force One after everyone has boarded, plus luggage, fuel, etc., but before Donald Trump boards.

Then, subtract the weight of the plane before Trump boarded. But remember also to calculate and deduct the weight of Trump's red tie, shoes with the shoe lifts, tent-like navy suit, and any leftover hamburger pieces that might be left in his pockets. 

Bingo!

That figure will be as close to his actual weight as possible without sending a group of plumbers into his doctor's office and breaking into Trump's files. 

In addition to taking his weight, he was given a cognitive test (make up a sentence using eight given words). He said he aced it.

However, when asked which words he was given to use in a sentence, he said he didn't remember.

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