Time To Put The Brakes On Trump 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 25 April 2025

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"So what? Rich guys kissed my ring and I'm the boss."

The Constitution of the United States begins with, “We the people…” It does not begin with,  “Me, Donald Trump…”  

We the people, run this country, not the clown wearing orange makeup and a combover.

However, Donald Trump sits in the now trashy Oval Office, acting as though the Constitution of the United States began with, “Me, Donald Trump, look here, see my signature. It’s right here. I used a Donald Trump black felt-tip pen, selling for $20.00. I decide what is good for the people, and if they don’t like it, I’ll put them on a fast plane to El Salvador. Forget due process.”

Trump’s signature also says: Screw the judges, lawyers, newscasters, history and Democrats. Rich guys kissed the ring, and I can do whatever I want.  

Hold it there. The U.S. Constitution doesn’t begin with, “I, Donald Trump, a 34-time convicted felon, tax, evader, draft dodger, guilty of sexual abuse, adulterer, and scripted television game show host.”  

We the people, means this nation is run by the rights of the people from the American Revolution through the years to the wonders of Silicon Valley. Over 50 thousand young men died on Omaha Beach, protecting those rights. Those men were not suckers and losers, and those men did not die in vain. 

President Ronald Reagan said, “The Pilgrims came to the U.S. for freedom of speech, religion, and enterprise. Freedom is rare and must be protected. We had doors, and the doors were open to anyone with the will and heart to get here.” 

U.S. freedom is not deterred by a ring kiss—time to put the brakes on Trump.


 

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