Oval Office Looking Like A Whore House Saloon 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 17 April 2025

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"Where's the spittoon?"

And why not? The whore house madame is raking in gold for the big-spending U.S. oligarchs pledging their support early on and buying the White House for the madame. The whore house interior design was set when one of the oligarch's girlfriends attended the swearing-in wearing an exposed bra with a jacket on top. 

Editor's note: Not so fast, it was a white bra, not red.

The piano player at the saloon has to be Elon Musk. Instead of playing the piano, Musk is proudly using a chainsaw, cutting out jobs, money, healthcare, and support programs for the working class and injured U.S. veterans. Veterans who the call house madame called suckers and losers. However, the piano player shed tears when criticized. He calls critics "Jerks."  

The piano player is also promoting his latest stagecoach and finding competition. While his stagecoach sells for $100,000, Toyota, an out-of-town Japanese manufacturer, came out with a better coach, selling for only $12,000. There are more tears. This time, pass the Ketamine. 

Universities (which probably rejected the madame's high school application) must comply with the madame's hiring, admission, and curriculum demands, or they won't receive government grants from the madame. 

Editor's note: Payback for high school rejection?

So it's appropriate that today's Oval Office looks like a saloon from an old Western film, with gold leaf everywhere, trophies, and junk. A gun rack probably hangs somewhere, and a spittoon is under the desk. 

Where are the heroes riding in on horses? There's Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Claire McCaskill, Jasmine Crockett, Pete Buttigieg, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Stephanie Miller, Jennifer Welch, and countless others.

Still, it's time the Supreme Court put democracy in its belly.      

 

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