Donald Trump Celebrates 100 Days Of Golf, Games & Gross Behavior  

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 30 April 2025

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"Will things get even better if I wear two gold crosses?"

Who knew the office of the U.S. president was so easy? Just cancel expenditures, raise taxes on the middle class, and give tax breaks to billionaires.

And billionaires will be your pal forever. Maybe.

So what if planes crash, measles spread, and drinking water gets polluted, Trump is making America great again. And if there are any floods, fires, or earthquakes? Folks, you’re on your own.

It seems as though nothing is coming up roses and lolly pops unless Mexico and Canada decide to invade and save the people living on the middle floor. The middle floor people are sandwiched hopeful that Mexico and Canada will step in and send Trump to an early retirement. However, no maybe there. 

Some gold cross-wearing MAGA people are confused. Sure, the convicted felon promised to make changes, but it wasn’t supposed to affect the gold cross wearing MAGA people. Nope, nope, nope.

It’s okay to shake up those brown people, but not the Jesus-loving, gold-cross-wearing folks who voted for Trump. And the MAGAs are expressing their collective upset at town hall meetings when their Representative shows up from Washington D.C.

Some are demanding a vote recount. Maybe.

A vote recount? Could Donald Trump have fudged on the election vote count? Did his pal jumping Elon Musk use his satellite company to jam up the vote count on election night? Musk might look smug as a flea on a furry dog, but he isn't saying much. Yet. 

But if Musk and Trump have a falling out, will Musk jump and sing? 

Maybe.

   

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