U.S. Women To Lose Voting Rights

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 14 April 2025

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"The s.o.b!"

How can a U.S. tax-paying woman born in the United States lose her right to vote?

A new law will require U.S. women to prove they are native-born citizens to vote. Some Republicans believe that U.S. women usually vote in favor of human rights.

Republicans? Not so much.

Take the example of the convicted felon in the White House. The pussy grabbing, draft-dodging, tax-evading adulterer is so insensitive of human rights, dead or alive, that he buried his first wife on a golf course. The first Mrs. Trump gave birth and raised his three eldest children. 

More proof? He called fallen soldiers, "Suckers and losers."

Though failing any sensitivity test for human rights, Donald Trump is a MAGA's hero. MAGA men appear to like their women in the kitchen, bed, or house cleaning, also, without any opinion on human rights. 

So, take away a U.S. woman's right to vote. The Supreme Court already took away a U.S. woman's right to her body. Pass a law requiring proof of birth citizenship to vote.

Easy. Women can use their driver's licenses.

Wrong. Driver's licenses have the woman's husband's last name, not the woman's birth name, as proof of citizenship.

So, race back home, dig up a birth certificate, and return to the voting station. Wrong. Another Trump new law: All voting stations close at 7:00 p.m. 

Absentee ballot? Convicted felon Donald Trump doesn't like absentee ballots. The White House draft dodger plans to outlaw absentee ballots.

So, U.S. ladies, if you want to vote, get a copy of your birth certificate and keep it handy.  

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