Huh? Trump Slams Ukraine For Not Taking Russia's Peace Deal? 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 24 April 2025

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"Hello Kremlin. Anyone home?"

What? Donald Trump slams Ukraine? And Russia has a peace deal? Russia invaded Ukraine, and Russia is getting hammered daily by Ukraine. Ukraine is close to knocking on the Kremlin's door.

Mother Russia is not in a position to offer a peace deal. 

Russia should call it quits and surrender. That would be Russia's best deal. 

And as for Donald Trump, why is he still in the White House? Hasn't he been removed yet? The guy is a convicted felon, and now his felonious activity is destroying U.S. democracy, economy, and everything, not to mention the chaos he's causing around the world. 

It's bad enough that the head of Homeland Security had her purse snatched at a restaurant, but Trump appointed an equally unqualified Defense Secretary. Using his cell phone instead of a government-secured telephone, he announced the date, time, and number of planes the U.S. would use in a surprise attack on the Houthis in Yemen. He made two telephone calls using his cell.

That's a Clem Kadiddlehopper kind of error.   

The U.S. has lost one of its best friends. The United Kingdom crossed the channel and is commiserating with France, which is okay, but the U.S. and England were besties and even spoke the same language, sort of.  

Trump even quashed friendships with the closest neighbors of the U.S., Canada, upstairs and downstairs, Mexico. No fool, Canada. Canada told Trump, "Want U.S. trucks to drive and deliver supplies to Alaska? Ha, ha, ha, ha!"   

So, with Donald Trump's incompetence, the United States has become a fly-over nation. 

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