This Time They Aren't Eating The Cats And Dogs--Cats And Dogs Are Receiving Social Security Checks

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 5 April 2025

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"Quit it! Do you hear?"

While Donald Trump got elected on the "They're eating the cats and dogs" mantra, cats and dogs have resurfaced. However, this time, the cats and dogs are not being eaten. No. Those who managed to survive are collecting monthly Social Security checks. 

Carumba! 

Yes, sir, cats and dogs are in the headlines again. Why not? The accusation that immigrants were eating the cats and dogs got Trump elected in 2024; why not use them again? 

Editor's note: How?

Reply: Follow the bouncing ball.

Trump claims the Social Security Department is filled with corruption, incompetence, and greed. Get rid of it. Cancel monthly checks for retired workers who already paid into the Social Security system because the cats and dogs are getting monthly payments instead. 

And don't forget, Elon Musk, the South African who was financed and subsidized with U.S. tax dollars for Tesla, Space X, and his Wisconsin cheese hat, labeled Social Security, "a Ponzi scheme."

Donald Trump also says that besides cats and dogs receiving Social Security checks, many, many Social Security recipients are up to 200 and 300 years old—not the cats and dogs, but people.

Editor's note: Does Donald Trump realize that the United States is only 249 years old?

Reply: He pulled a Donald Trump number out of his MAGA hat. 

Anyway, cats and dogs are uniting, announcing that they do not want ever again to be used as election scheme victims or accused of perpetrating a Social Security scam.  

 

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