Elon Musk Accused Democrats Of Busing 35,000 To Sanders/AOC Rallies? Some Bus

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 24 March 2025

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"All 35,000 aboard?"

That’s busing 35,000 people, not apples and oranges. People.

And these same 35,000 people appear wherever Sanders and AOC hold one of their rallies. Sanders and AOC do not speak before spontaneous crowds of 35,000 who turn up in rain and snow but to the very same 35,000 people at every stop.

Mr. Musk has promoted himself as a genius. But his education is a little sketchy. Did he receive degrees from the schools that he says he attended? Let’s say YES.

Okay. Please explain, self-proclaimed genius, how do Sanders/AOC mobilize 35,000 people to move from rally to rally, city to city, state to state; people able to cheer Sanders/AOC who speak in defense of Democracy?

Who are these 35,000 traveling folks who have made a career of following Sanders/AOC to different rallies? Are they put on buses, trains, or planes? Who pays for their fare? Do Sanders/AOC own various transportation services?

Maybe Mr.Musk made a mistake.

Mistakes are okay. Mistakes are part of the human condition. Remember, a significant number of people (once upon a time) used to believe that the world was flat.

Maybe the 35,000 people at various rallies are not the same 35,000 people. 

Maybe people are showing up at the Sanders/AOC rallies because people recognize that freedom and Democracy are threatened by a draft-dodging, pussy grabbing, adulterous tax evader, guilty of 34 felonies, who admirers dictators and Mr. Musk spent $290 million to elect.  

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