It seems, according to his very own Executive Order, Donald Trump falls into the basket for immediate deportation because his mother was born in Scotland and was not a natural US-born, soil grasping citizen!
Therefore, son Donald can be described as an Anchor Baby.
Seems that Donald, according to Donald's Executive Order, was automatically picked up by immigration and deported as the child of a non-natural-soil-born US citizen, just as the Venezuelans who were sent back to their parent's native country of Venezuela.
In Trump's case, however, he will be deported to Scotland.
"Not true," yelled Donald Trump, packed away in handcuffs, as were the other US, soil-born children of Venezuelan immigrant parents. "Elon, help?"
"You are on your own. Send postcards. I'm keeping your Tes-ler."
J.D. Vance also resisted helping Trump. J.D. had the moving trucks revving their motors at the Vice President's residence, preparing for a fast move into the White House. "I can't hear you."
Trump telephoned Fox News for help. The operator placed him on hold.
While in the air, he received a telephone call from former President Joseph R. Biden. "Oh, thank you, God! Thank you, God! It's you! My last best hope for true justice. I was removed from the White House by immigration because of some itty-bitty misinterpretation of the Executive Order I created and signed—not with an auto-pen—and I'm not even on Air Force One, but on some DHL plane.
"England won't let me land at Heathrow because I interrupted their boring Prime Minister, who was rambling about nothing, and Scotland also said no. They strapped me into a parachute and said they'd circle over the highlands and make me jump.
"I need your help, Joe. I need your help to stop this misinterpretation of my Executive Order. I want to return to the White House and continue with all the good and excellent work you started during your wonderful Presidential administration of the last four years and throughout your entire American life. And may God bless you!"
"I just telephoned to wish you Bon Voyage."
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