Canada Cancels $70 Billion-Wrath Of God-Order From US Lockheed-Martin

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 17 March 2025

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"Easy come, easy go."

So Donald Trump threatened to make Canada the 51st state of the US? Once again, Donald Trump proves to be the slowest kid in the class. MAGA people love him: “He tells it like it is.”

So, he threatened to invade Canada, and Canada said, “Oh yeah?”

Following Trump's threat, Canada canceled the $70 billion order of F-35 US-made fighter jets produced by Lockheed-Martin.

Now, Lockheed-Martin ain't small beans. Neither is $70 Billion. Let’s say Lockheed-Martin is a giant that dwarfs pee-wee Mar-a-Lago with its daily flea-market sales of gold boots, bibles, steaks, and other stuff.    

They say that Trump never saw the cancelation coming. The bully flea market salesman was surprised by Canada’s action. Canada (also known as the people upstairs), out-maneuvered the bully and he got kicked in the pants—a $70 billion kick. Ouch!

Diplomatically, Canada is said to be reconsidering the $70 billion purchase, which translates to a kick in the pants. 

To quote Frank Hackett from the NETWORK film, “Two billion dollars is not pique! That’s the Wrath of God!  And the Wrath of God wants Howard Beale fired.”

Will a canceled $70 billion contract get Trump fired? 

Only the people upstairs and Lockheed-Martin know.

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