Elon Musk Gets Spanking From Marco Rubio

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 9 March 2025

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Even Donald Trump is afraid of Elon Musk, but who would have thought that former Florida U.S. Senator Marco Rubio would have stepped up and finally give Musk a verbal spanking?

Finishing off a hamburger during the Rubio/Musk back-and-forth, Donald Trump realized that Putin wasn’t in the room, and that he, Trump, was in charge. So Trump had to step in to quell the dispute. 

Also in the room, with his mouth tightly shut, sat David James Vance, or Jimmy. Jimmy neglected to ask Elon Musk whether he had thanked the U.S. taxpayers for the billions of dollars in defense contracts Elon received from the same U.S. taxpayers whose Health Care, Medicare, Social Security, Education, Military Defense, and FAA-air safety protection Elon had canceled, though raking in those billions of dollars in defense contracts?

Another missing question that no one asked Musk was his reason for always wearing the goofy, too-small hat, a black T-shirt, and no tie while in the Oval Office.

However, the same question, “Why aren’t you wearing a suit?” was asked in the Oval Office of the head of state and internationally recognized war hero, battling a power-hungry aggressor, who invaded his country, killing men, women, children, committing atrocities and destroying the infrastructure of his nation. 

Meanwhile, as the verbal spanking continued, Trump reluctantly put down his hamburger, and reclaim the upper hand (in an underhanded way). Rubio stopped, and Musk attempted to hold down his Sieg-Heil hand movement.  

Once again, peace was restored by Donald Trump in the Oval Office, and Jimmy asked if he could have Trump’s leftover French fries.
 

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