The Russian Dictator, The Nanny, And The Slowest Kid In Class

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 12 March 2025

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"The slowest kid in class is always the get even kid and a dud."

Is the U.S. a third-world country yet? Bet on the Russian dictator, the slowest kid in class and his nanny.

Elect the slowest kid in class as U.S. president, who is a Putin wanna-be, but make sure he's under the control of a a nanny.

Give it one, maybe two months and the U.S. will become a 3rd world nation. 

This nanny is also high on Ketamine. 

The United States' standing was once the most admired in the world, but after two months, the slowest kid in class and his nanny have reduced the U.S. into third-world status.

With the FAA gone, planes are crashing into rivers and homes. No one is safe, not even in their own home. Health Care will be replaced by concepts from the slowest kid in class, which means zero health care. The Education Department, Veterans Affairs, and Social Security are going. Judiciary? Bye, bye.

The nanny says Social Security is a Ponzi scheme. Pass the Ketamine.

Guess what else is back? Hatred. Discrimination and racism, all that stuff from schoolyard days. It's even okay to make fun of people with physical handicaps.

The slowest kid in class and his nanny also decided to bury equal rights: no more black or brown generals, no more black or brown newscasters, no more black or brown airline pilots, etc.

Women? Big Daddy already nipped them in the bud. And if some old lady in her seventies or eighties has female trouble, she'll have to die. Female trouble is connected to the downstairs stuff. No doctor dared treat downstairs stuff. It could mean jail.

The slowest kid in class said he would make America great again.

Are you feeling great yet?

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