Why Would Anyone Vote For A Pussy Grabbing, Draft Dodging, Tax Evading, Adulterous, Convicted Felon?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 24 February 2025

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"Well, I thought he was okay. After all, he plays golf."

Happy now? Did you think he was cute? How he brushed off criticism with the flap of his hand, then turn away from the microphone? Or how he mimicked a person with cerebral palsy?

Think it, ha, ha, cute?  

Did you think it was normal for a man or woman to paint their face orange and comb their hair into a ’50s ducktail? Maybe a teenage kid, but an over 70-year-old man? 

Home alone, would you open the door to anyone in that kind of get-up? Would you give him the keys to your house? Your wallet, credit cards, bank accounts? Would you hire him as a babysitter? Could you ignore his confession that he grabs women by the pussy?

Now that you voted for him, you will lose Social Security, Health Care, and MED e-care. The FFA is already gone. Notice the number of planes crashing since Trump entered the White House? 

Or did you really, really vote for him and put him over the top?

Donald Trump confessed on television that his good friend (the closet nazi) worked the computers in Pennsylvania, putting him over the top. What other computers from which other swing states did his good friend work?  

Maybe the majority didn’t vote for a pussy grabbing, draft-dodging, tax-evading, adulterous, convicted felon.

Maybe it was only the work of the closet nazi who is hell-bent on going to Mars? All those government contracts from Donald Trump would be just yummy.
 

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