Impeach Donald Trump: Out, Out Damn Spot

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 13 February 2025

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Our very best died for our Democracy...

Donald Trump is not following the U.S. Constitution and is creating a fascist dictatorship with his daily scams. Fascism is not a Democracy. He probably can't even spell the word without spell-checking. 

Robert de Niro was correct: Donald Trump is stupid. Trump is also very ambitious but has never studied history, government, or anything else but the scam, as taught by lawyer Roy Cohn. Daddy bought his degrees, and his schools cooperated. 

The one thing Donald Trump is — drum roll— he's a bully who wears makeup, shoe lifts, a come-over, and they say he stinks.   

Republican members of the House and Senate are scared poopless they'll be primaried out of office by Trump, so they vote any which way Trump says; so much for integrity. 

Representatives Liz Cheney of Wyoming and Adam Kinzinger of Illinois had it right. 

A history student could guess President John F. Kennedy would have dismissed Trump as a joke. "Next question?" 

Senator Barry Goldwater would say, "Time to go."

Trump would have melted in front of President Lyndon Baines Johnson. 

The Democrats fight without relevance. "We are going to filibuster!" That's effective for 24 hours; meanwhile, the nation crumbles while Nancy Pelosi selects sleepy, old guys to defend the nation's Democracy: Let's play nice. How about a game of checkers? 

Numerous Democratic women in the House have stronger voices. They demand Trump be held accountable. Representatives Jasmine Crockett of Texas, Alexandra Ocasio Cortez of New York, and Melanie Stansbury of New Mexico would never play checkers, nor would any other female House Democrat. It's called gumption.

These women would never allow a South African billionaire to buy the U.S. Democracy that thousands of men died for on Omaha Beach.

Donald Trump views Omaha Beach as a place to avoid on a rainy, bad hair day.

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