Kamala Harris Antidote After Donald Trump's Poison 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 8 October 2024

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"How can any woman vote for Donald Trump?"

Open the windows! Air out the world! A fresh, new breeze is coming to the United States. The stench, known as Donald Trump, is leaving center stage.

No more the great lies, supported by a phantom history, building hate. No more the slander to victimize immigrants seeking the American dream. Goodbye to wanton racism. 

The fresh air is Kamala Harris. And what could be more American than that name? The first name is a mixture of an exotic land, and the last name is the good old 4th of July: American apple pie! Her name alone dictates what the USA is historically all about. It's all of us.

MAGA women finally added 1+1, but they didn’t like the answer. “WHAT? My daughter or granddaughter, sister, or friend could bleed out in a parking lot because Donald Trump took away Roe v Wade? 

Also MAGA women past childbearing age could bleed out if denied a simple D&C. 

The U.S. Supreme Court is not supposed to belong to a pussy grabbing, bone-spur-draft-dogging, tax-evading adulterer. The Supreme Court is there to protect men and women and not justify women bleeding out in parking lots.   

You can bet money: NO DAUGHTER OF A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WILL EVER BLEED OUT IN A PARKING LOT.

At confirmation hearings, Senator Kamala Harris asked Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh: “Can you think of any laws that give government power to make decisions about the male body?”    

“Medical procedures?”

Senator Harris repeated the question.

Finally, Brett Kavanaugh said, “I can’t think of any.”

The name is Harris, Kamala Harris, and soon to be changed to President Kamala Harris. 

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