In a 6 to 3 decision, the Supreme Court decided that anyone over the age of 21 may purchase an armored military tank known as the M1 Abrams with fully operational cannons. Americans are now allowed to be fully weaponized at home, along with the AR-15 and bump stocks for revolvers. A footnote to their decision: Tank owners may also park their tanks on the street in front of their homes.
However, the decision about double parking a tank in front of Peet’s, Star Buck’s, or Seven-Eleven to pick up a quick order has yet to be decided. That decision should be made soon, and it’s a sure bet it will be another 6 to 3 decision.
Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote the dissent. She sarcastically questioned whether rocket-propelled artillery would also be part of other homeware appliances, perhaps on a bridal wish list like a Kitchen Aid, Cuisinart, toaster, fat-free fryer, and juicer.
Justice Sotomayor was instantly admonished and sanctioned for her savage sarcasm.
“Words can hurt!” The Chief Justice was alleged to have said. “Words can cut into the very soul of an individual, tearing that individual apart. There is no place for sarcasm in my court.” Six of the justices agreed. Justice Sotomayor was assigned to serve morning coffee to the other court members for the rest of the year.
Justice Kavanaugh stated that he takes tea in the morning. Will Justice Sotomayor be prepared to serve tea for one every morning?
A second dispute followed. The Chief Justice hammered his gavel. “You bet she will. She’ll also rewrite her dissent, absent any sarcasm.”
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