Why Is President Biden Debating A Convicted Rapist?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 26 June 2024

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"What the hell happened to my country?"

Everyone is asking the question. Everyone. Furthermore, how is a convicted rapist running for president of the United States? 

Evidently, the guy can’t be trusted alone in a dressing room with a lady. Gees Louise. If he rapes a woman in an upscale dressing room with a Tiffany reputation, what would he do at a gas station restroom? 

Apparently, the Republican party is okay with Donald Trump’s rape history and is happy to nominate, campaign, and vote for him. So what happened? 

Did God play racquetball with planet Earth, flipping humanity’s judgment and dissolving common sense? Has the nation gone diabetic, preferring buffoonery instead of statesmanship? Any film character with a Donald Trump personality and criminal record would not be nominated for president, not even in a Tarantino or Adam Sandler film. 

It would be a joke too far, with no resemblance to reality. 

In many ways, Trump resembles the television comic character Clem Kadiddlehopper, performed by comedian Red Skelton. However, Clem Kadiddlehopper was always amusing, never dull, silly, yes, but would never have been nominated for president of the United States. The Kadiddlehopper character also was never charged with rape or found guilty of 34 felonies. 

So why did Joseph Biden ever agree to debate Donald Trump? 

It may be a generous gesture because he knows Mr. Trump would create an excuse and cancel at the last minute. 

“Biden didn’t agree to a drug or cognitive test before the debate. He will be hopped on something to keep him awake and wired for answers. I won’t lower the dignity of the White House by debating a drug addict. Therefore, I won’t debate.” 

Maybe.

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