LOS ANGELES - (Spoof Satire) - Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso interviewed blonde songstress Jessica Simpson at The Inebriated Iguana Lounge in Tarzana, California.
Simpson looked ravishing in a very low-cut shocking pink halter top and very tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts that she helped to make nationally famous.
The voluptuous singer was asked about her relationship with the much-younger Harry Styles.
She giggled, blushed, and took a sip of her Papaya Margarita. She then pointed out that the two are both madly in love and wedding bells may possibly be in the not-too-distant-future.
Simpson is 43, and Styles is 30, which if one does the match, one can clearly see that Jessica is a bona-fide cougar.
When asked about her latest song, she replied that it was co-written by Taylor Swift and Neil Young and is titled, "Damn! He Found My G-Spot Within 2 Seconds."
SIDENOTE: The song is currently number 3 with a hollow-point bullet.
