What? Okay. Really?
Donald Trump insists he wants a cognitive test for Joe Biden. Yes. Trump says he already took one in 2018, "Given by Dr. Johnson." He says Biden should be given a test before the first debate, and if Biden refuses, Trump won't debate.
Now, it takes a degree of IQ to figure out how to get out of a debate: "He won't play by my game rules? Well, then, I won't play. So there!"
Dr. Randy Jackson did indeed test Donald Trump almost seven years ago, well before the 34 felony count verdict. Also, Trump seems to have forgotten that his doctor's name is Dr. Jackson, not Dr. Johnson.
Jackson? Johnson? Tomato? Tomato? Let's call the whole thing off.
Meanwhile, Trump recently gave a campaign speech and, for some unknown reason, drifted from the subject of politics and Joe Biden to the choice of death by sharks or electrocution by boat battery.
Sharks? Electrocution? Potato? Potato? Dr. Jackson? Dr. Johnson?
Onward, like any beauty pageant (and winning the White House is a beauty pageant), there should be a swimsuit category—in a bikini. Skinny Joe would ace that one. Trump will say "No," insisting he has a cold and bone spurs.
Moderator Anderson Cooper will insist otherwise, though he failed to insist Trump remain at his podium while debating Hillary Clinton in the 2016 campaign.
The Supreme Court will agree with Anderson Cooper in a five-to-four decision, stipulating children under 15 can't watch. Justices Alito and Thomas will write the dissent, while Mrs. Alito will spit on the podium and shout, "Vergognia!"
Oh, Christ!
Tomato, tomato! Potato, potato! Jackson, Johnson? Sharks, electrocution?
Let's call the whole thing off.
"Vergognia!"
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