NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Satire) - Valerie Luna, who is the editor of Upskirt Illustrated Magazine has just informed the public that her publication has just named this year's "Upskirt Babe of The Year."
Ms. Luna, who herself won the coveted upskirt award in 2016, stated that this year's winner is Tammy Swift, who just happens to be the cousin of America's sweetheart songstress, Taylor Swift.
Tammy, who is 29 graduated Summa Cum Libido from Cotton State University in Biloxi, Mississippi, where she majored in Southern Cuisine and minored in European Yodeling.
SIDENOTE: According to Luna, Tammy can play seven different musical instruments including the keyboard, the tambourine, the Jews harp, and the glockenspiel. ■
