Written by Duff

Saturday, 3 March 2007

We walk by them every day without ever giving them a second thought but according to one man from Edinburgh, sky dishes are a sinister invention leading us all to doom.

Hamish McMainwaring told us:

"They are evil things! Oh yes! Most believe that they are there to help receive satellite TV but they are really terrible things. They are so terrible that I daren't tell you exactly what they are"

Xylophone playing moon-boffin Sir Patrick Moore comments:

"If you think I'm a nutter then this guy's in a class of his own. Sky dishes are exactly what it says on the tin. They are for picking up third-rate endless repeats on UK Gold. That's all; the only doom they will bring on us is the end of mankind"

Rupert Murdoch issued the following statement today:

Sky dishes are just fine and dandy and people should not concern themselves about them at all. OK?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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