Paris Hilton's Hands Burned Off In Benihana Accident: Now THAT'S Hot

Written by writingguy

Saturday, 3 March 2007

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She won't be getting much action with hands like that!

Socialite Paris Hilton went out with friends for a peaceful dinner at an LA Benihana location Friday night, but she didn't find the peace she was looking for.

"When the Japanese Asian guy went to toss the flaming veggies one of them hit my hand, and I was like 'That's hot, oh my god, that's hot, okay seriously it's hot', but no one listened to me." said Hilton on Friday.

By the time help arrived both of the socialites hands had been burned clean off.

"How am I supposed to shop without any hands?"

But she's not taking this lying down like she usually does. Within hours of the accident Hilton released Paris Hilton Designer Hands: Hands for rich people who don't have hands.

"Well, there's the 'holding a cigarette' hands, the giving a blow job hands, and the hands that look like they have poop on them that I use to gross out my friends. Now that's hot. No I'm not on fire this time."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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