Unarmed UK Cops Hits Woman; Video gets 4 stars!

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 8 March 2007

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Scrotum sees all!

Directed by Sir David Attenborough and funded by the British Footballers Association, a video displaying unarmed UK cops beating a woman has made a worldwide internet hit!

Attenborough explicated in a brief article in Brits and Violence Zine: "Englishmen have been beating Englishwomen as often as England has beaten Inja and Ireland. . . Why shouldn't we see the Rodney King of the UK?!"

Tory critic of the video, Rool Britanya, objected: "No one argues that we should see everything that happens behind close doors! Will Attenborough and 'is ilk go into the outhouse with his dirty camera next!?"

Coincidentally BFA and AttFilms just announced a new video series called: "England Swings Like A Pendulum Do"- a documentary about British male bathroom habits filmed from the point of view of a scrotum.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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