Geneologists Find that Levy and Libby Are the Same Names!

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 7 March 2007

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Lords Libby and Levy, genealogical tree-mates

Mormons, the undisputed familial arbologists, have announced that Libby and Levy are in essence the same name. The otherwise obscure discovery has leapt into the headlines because Lord Scooter and Levy are both involved in scandals from Atlantic coast to Atlantic coast!

"Yank Libby outed while Brit Levy hid!", "Yank Libby took the fall for Bush", "Cheney, real President Rove and some think the neo-con God itself!", "Levy, more like a Clinton in his interest in a bush (Ms Turner's) still did lots of creepy and crawling behind the scenes (more like Monica than Upright Bill)".

"Scooter scooted his ass along the ground in service to 'Sureshot' Cheney" "I'd stay low around that Fudd-like hunter! , exclaimed NRA spokesperson, Gunskill Knobodie. Lord Levy kept the same low profile while doin' his party's dirty work. The only difference is that Blair like Clinton only shoots foxes!"

PrezMinisterial Candidate ET McCrone could not believe his good fortune: "I've been talking about bridging the gap between England and New and here it is a scandalous bridge across the Atlantic!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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