Tom Cruise admits, 'Mel Gibson felt my ass and rubbed Britney Spears' pussy'

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Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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Actor, Tom Cruise, told reporters today that during filming of 'The Man of La Mancha', Australian superstar, Mel Gibson, felt his ass.

"Mel's playing Sancho Panza," explained Tom, "And I'm playing Don Quixoite, so a lot of the time I'm riding about on my ass. Mel is a real practical joker on the set and quite often he would come up, stroke my donkey and then say 'I've just felt your ass."

Prankster Mel also played tricks on co-star Britney Spears who plays Dulcelea in the new film.

"He would come up to me and stroke Tiddles, my cat," laughed the lunatic singer, "And then say 'I've just rubbed your pussy, Britney.... It was hilarious." claimed the baldy diva.

However, not all Mel's japes went down well and one insider told us, "Mel came out of the toilets telling everyone that he had just spanked his monkey ........ but that was a little disturbing as Mel doesn't have any simian pets."

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