Dancing With The Stars Had Lots and Lots of Villains

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 October 2020

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This edition of DWTS had lots of villians, monsters, and one dancer dressed as Donald Trump, the evil clown.

HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) – In keeping with the Hollywood Halloween theme, the dance theme for this week was ‘villains’.

And no one pulled it off more than judge Bruno Tonioli, who was dressed as the scariest villain-monster of all, Fox News host Laura Ingraham.

Host Tyra Banks borrowed a black evil witch gown from RuPaul, which appeared to be made out of about a dozen or so black umbrellas.

Judge Derek Hough also had a very scary costume, as he was dressed as the horrible monster, Rudy Giuliani.

And Carrie Ann Inaba was dressed as Roseanne Barr, the Trailer Park Zombie.

Banks did make one costume change when she had four stage hands help her take RuPaul’s gown off and replace it with a Miss Liberty costume.

Bruno remarked that Tyra looked like Miss Liberty on speed.

There was one minor incident, when Tyra accidentally poked pro dancer Artem Chigvintsev’s nose with her Miss Liberty pointed head piece.

The highlight of the show was when Jenna Johnson and Nev Schulman danced to Swan Lake. Towards the end of the dance, three of the twelve swans suddenly charged Tyra, and if it had not been for the quick-thinking Derek, she would have probably gotten horribly goosed.

SPOILER ALERT: At the end of the show, Val Chmerkovskiy and cheerleading coach Monica Aldama were eliminated.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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